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THE LIBRARIAN HAS PRESENTS!
From: The_Librarian<Anonymous@Replay.com>
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Subject: THE LIBRARIAN HAS PRESENTS!
Date: 29 Dec 1997 03:52:30 +0100
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS, ARSCC!
<Bweeeee! Rak-a-rak-a-rak-a-rak!>
Goodness! when I twirl this noisemaker, I just jiggle *everywhere*! Let me
put this thing *down* and hand out my *late* Christmas presents.
I hope you all had as merry a Christmas as I did. Sorry the ARSCC
Chimerical Library was closed, but even your hard-working Librarian needs a
vacation sometimes. Well, I'm BACK now, fiestier than ever, and with *lots*
of goodies!
I have presents I'm sending to some of you separately, but here is my
present to the *whole* ARSCC.
Remember, just before I left for vacation, I was going to see how *many*
titles were listed in the Library of Congress with the author being "Church
of Scientology International, employer for hire?" Well--Ta Da! Here's your
present!
No, it's *not* a big-screen TV, silly--I can't afford that! I *know* it's
big! Well, open it!
<rip, tear, scruffle, rip>
That's right!! 928 titles authored by "Church of Scientology International,
employer for hire!" Don't you just *love* it! Look, it even has "DIANETICS:
THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH" on it with the trademark "L. Ron
Hubbard" in the title.
Well, sweeties, got to run. I know you'll know how to put this to good use.
I've got to pick up just *oodles* of champagne for the ARSCC Chimerical
Library's New Year's party, and I have to find that *elusive* Bob Minton
and get him to give me 10 or 12 thou for the champagne and noise-maker fund.
Now, I'm not going to list *all* 928 titles right now, but here are some of
them.
Have fun! Print them out on colored paper, and cut it up for confetti to
bring to the party!
EXCERPTS FROM 928 RETURNS ON LOCIS SEARCH FOR "CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY
INTERNATIONAL, EMPLOYER FOR HIRE":
PA-680-231 (COHM)
TITL: The origin of aberration : LRH Clearing Congress lectures,
London, England, October 1958 / L. Ron Hubbard.
PHYS: 6 sound cassettes & 147 p.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of Author's Family Trust-B
d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library
DCRE: 1993 DPUB: 11Sep93 DREG: 27Oct93
APAU: additional text, editing, cover artwork & art reproduction:
Church of Scientology International, employer for hire.
ECIF: 1/B
_________________________________________________________________
PA-576-186 (COHM)
TITL: State of man congress lectures.
PHYS: 1 v. + 9 cassettes.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B
d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library
DCRE: 1992 DPUB: 1Jun92 DREG: 13Jul92
APAU: additional text: aL. Ron Hubbard , 1911-1986; text,
editing, compilation, cover artwork, lithographic
reproduction of cover art:
aChurch of Scientology International (employer for hire)
PREV: Prev. reg. 1988, PA 368-069.
LINM: NM: text, editing, compilation, artwork & lithographic
reproduction of cover art.
ECIF: 3/D
_________________________________________________________________
PA-696-208 (COHM)
TITL: The problem of life / directed by Mitchele Brisker.
PHYS: Videocassette ; 1/2 in.
CLNA: Church of Spiritual Technology
DCRE: 1993 DPUB: 30Jan94 DREG: 30Jan95
APTI: The problems of life.
APAU: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire.
PREV: Prev. reg. 1981, PA 183-298.
LINM: NM: rev. cinematographic material, music & recording.
ECIF: 4/X/N
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TX-1-678-706 (COHM)
TITL: Dianetics, the modern science of mental health : a handbook
of Dianetics procedure / L. Ron Hubbard.
IMPR: Los Angeles : Bridge Publications, c1985.
PHYS: 628 p.
CLNA: L. Ron Hubbard
DCRE: 1985 DPUB: 9Sep85 DREG: 23Oct85
APTI: Dianetics, the modern science of modern health.
APAU: additional text & editorial revisions: aChurch of
Scientology International, employer for hire.
PREV: Prev. reg. 1950, A14437; R676199.
LINM: NM: "additional text, editorial revisions."
ECIF: 1/B/D
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TX-1-917-547 (COHM)
TITL: The Problems of work : how to solve them and succeed / acL.
Ron Hubbard.
IMPR: Los Angeles : Bridge Publications, c1983.
PHYS: 179 p.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey as the executor of the Estate of L. Ron
Hubbard
DCRE: 1983 DPUB: 1May83 DREG: 29Sep86
APAU: compilation, editing, additional text: Church of
Scientology International, employer for hire.
PREV: Prev. reg. 1984, RE 208-611; 1957, A279758.
LINM: NM: "preface, index, glossary, compilation of text by L.
Ron Hubbard, editing."
ECIF: 1/B/L
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TX-2-026-977 (COHM)
TITL: Scientology : the fundamentals of thought / L. Ron Hubbard.
IMPR: Los Angeles : Bridge Publications, c1983.
PHYS: 181 p.
NOTE: Cover ti.: Scientology fundamentals of thought.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, as the executor of the Estate of L. Ron
Hubbard
DCRE: 1983 DPUB: 10Dec83 DREG: 24Oct86
APAU: additional text, compilation, revisions: Church of
Scientology International, employer for hire.
PREV: Prev. reg. as Fundamentals of thought, 1984, RE 208-612;
1956, A281963.
LINM: NM: additions, revisions & compilation.
MISC: C.O. corres.
ECIF: 1/B
_________________________________________________________________
TX-2-248-332 (COHM)
TITL: The Study tapes / by L. Ron Hubbard.
EDST: Rev. ed.
IMPR: Los Angeles : Bridge Publications, c1987.
PHYS: 195 p. + 12 sound cassettes, in box.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey as executor of the Estate of L. Ron
Hubbard d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library
DCRE: 1987 DPUB: 12Sep87 DREG: 18Feb88
APAU: compilation, artwork & editing: Church of Scientology
International, employer for hire.
PREV: Tape lectures prev. pub.
LINM: NM: "compilation, artwork, additional text, editing."
ECIF: 1/B/D
XREF: cEstate of L. Ron Hubbard. SEE L. Ron Hubbard Library,
Los Angeles. cL. Ron Hubbard , Estate of. SEE L. Ron
Hubbard Library, Los Angeles.
_________________________________________________________________
TX-2-363-077 (COHM)
TITL: Hubbard Dianetics auditor course : based on the works of L.
Ron Hubbard.
IMPR: Los Angeles : Bridge Publications, c1988.
PHYS: 288 p.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey as executor of the Estate of L. Ron
Hubbard d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library
DCRE: 1988 DPUB: 7May88 DREG: 4Aug88
APTI: Hubbard Dianetics seminar.
APAU: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire.
LINM: NM: compilation, additions & editing.
ECIF: 1/B/D
XREF: cL. Ron Hubbard Estate of. SEE L. Ron Hubbard
Library, Los Angeles.
_________________________________________________________________
TX-2-513-754 (COHM)
TITL: How to improve conditions in life.
PHYS: 155 p.
NOTE: Based on the works of L. Ron Hubbard.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B
d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library
DCRE: 1988 DPUB: 31Dec88 DREG: 13Feb89
APAU: some text: L. Ron Hubbard; Church of Scientology
International (some text, editing, compilation, ill. &
cover artwork) & Bridge Publications, Inc. (lithographic
reproduction of cover artwork)
employers for hire.
LINM: NM: "some text, editing, compilation, illustrations, cover
artwork,lithographic reproduction of cover artwork."
ECIF: 1/B
_________________________________________________________________
TX-2-684-053 (COHM)
TITL: H C O policy letter of 6 October 1988 : success through
communication.
NOTE: Cataloged from appl.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B
d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library
DCRE: 1988 DPUB: 17Oct88 DREG: 23Feb89
APAU: some text: L. Ron Hubbard; editorial revisions: aChurch of
Scientology International, employer for hire.
PREV: Prev. reg. 1988, TX 2-250-634.
LINM: NM: "some text, compilation."
MISC: C.O. corres.
ECIF: 1/B/D
_________________________________________________________________
TX-2-851-685 (COHM)
TITL: The New grammar / by L. Ron Hubbard.
PHYS: 1 v.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the Author's Family Trust-B
d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library
DCRE: 1990 DPUB: 12May90 DREG: 21Jun90
APAU: additional text, editing, compilation, ill., cover artwork:
Church of Scientology International, employer for hire;
lithographic reproduction of cover artwork: aBridge
Publications, Inc., employer for hire.
ECIF: 1/B/L
_________________________________________________________________
TX-2-851-701 (COHM)
TITL: 10A, 10B, 10C, 10D / L. Ron Hubbard.
PHYS: 1 v.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B
d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library
DCRE: 1990 DPUB: 12May90 DREG: 21Jun90
APTI: Conceptual thinking.
APAU: Church of Scientology International (text, editing,
compilation, photos.) & Bridge Publications, Inc.
(lithographic reproduction of photos.), employers for hire.
ECIF: 1/B
_________________________________________________________________
TX-2-955-933 (COHM)
TITL: Hubbard false purpose rundown auditor course.
NOTE: Cataloged from appl.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the Author's Family Trust-B
d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library
DCRE: 1990 DPUB: 15Sep90 DREG: 14Nov90
APAU: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire.
LINM: NM: compilation.
ECIF: 1/B
_________________________________________________________________
TX-3-009-417 (COHM)
TITL: HCO policy letter of 2 June 1990-1 Hubbard life orientation
delivery course.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B
d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library
DCRE: 1990 DPUB: 25Nov90 DREG: 28Feb91
APAU: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire.
ECIF: 1/B
_________________________________________________________________
TX-3-086-823 (COHM)
TITL: The Technical bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology : vol.
IX, 1970-1971 / by L. Ron Hubbard.
PHYS: 1 v.
CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B
d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library
DCRE: 1991 DPUB: 10May91 DREG: 14Jun91
APAU: additional text, editing, compilation & photos.: Church of
Scientology International, employer for hire.
PREV: Prev. reg. 1976, A785003.
LINM: NM: "additional text, editing, compilation, photographs."
ECIF: 1/B
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Oh, and there's more where *those* came from. Just *ga-zillions* of dollars
worth of books and things sold using L. Ron Hubbard's name. Well, Happy New
Year! <Bweeeee! Rak-a-rak-a-rak-a-rak!>
--<The ARSCC Librarian>
P.S. Thank you all for the *sweet* Christmas presents you sent. My Mom
always said, "A girl can't have too many lacy, frilly, scandalous
underthings." But, my *goodness,* now I have to get a second *dresser*!
P.P.S. What's up with all these *edible* thingies? And the ones with holes
in them where I never would have expected holes to be? Mom never told me
about *these* kinds of things. Oh, well--New Year's Eve is coming up...
P.P.P.S. Bob, what a *generous* Christmas bonus you gave me! I was happy
with the original $10 mil. You didnt have to do *this*! Heck, I can get to
be a *Patron* at this rate. I'll just tuck it in my bra...oops! I *knew* I
forgot *something* today!
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